Tracey's Tasty Treats: A Monthly Subscription Box
OPEN FOR NEW SUBSCRIPTIONS: December 1 - 15, 2021*
Look. I don't know about you, but I'm always trying something new. Whether it's from the grocery store or dining out, I truly enjoy being an Explorer of Food.
So if YOU are an Explorer of Food and like the idea of getting a box of 3 tasty specialty food surprises in your mailbox once a month, you should totally sign up to get Tracey's Tasty Treats. I'm told I have great taste! #wink-wink
HOW IT WORKS
Only $34.95 per month + S&H for 3 full-sized tasty** items in your mailbox every month! #nosamplesizesallowed
Could be savory, could be sweet, could be both, could be one or the other; but all will be fresh, meet regulatory food standards, and have been taste-tested by yours truly. I'm telling you: you're in for some treats!
__ Choose from NON-VEGAN or VEGAN.
__ Sign up for a monthly, 6 or 12 month plan.
__ Monthly plans get billed on the 28th of the month.
__ Monthly plans can cancel at any time.
__ 5% off for the 6 month plan when paid in advance = $199.20.
___ 10% off for the 12 month plan when paid in advance = $377.40.
___ 6 and 12 month plans are able to cancel or continue when the term expires.
__ All orders ship between the 28th and 5th of the following month. Example: The January box ships between 12/28 and 1/5.
___ Shipping & Handling is a flat fee of $9.75 per month.
* Subscribe in November & get a free gift in your first box in January!
** The weird thing about the word tasty is that it's subjective. Any time you try something new, there's a chance it might not be too tasty depending on your particular tastebuds. But that's what exploring is all about, right? Checking it out in the hopes that you'll find a star, a gem, or some tasty doggone treats. So thank you for understanding that our respective palates are all different and that all sales are final.
Oh. And don't worry about anything being overly exotic in this box: no bugs, no worms, nothing still breathing or unrecognizable...because no.